* Get some cat and dog stuffed animals. Use double sided tape or string to attach to an umbrella. Its raining cats and dogs.
* Wear normal clothes. Attach a dollar to each ear. What are you? A Bucaneer. (Buck-an-ear).
* Find a toy airplane. When asked what you are, hold it in your hand. An aircraft carrier.
* Put a pillow case on your upper body. What are you? A Chicklet!
* Put a sign that says "Go Ceilings!!!!" on your shirt. What are you? A Ceiling Fan! Cheer to help the effect.
* Wear normal clothes, make a sign that says "Nudist on Strike!"
* For those times you don't want to go: say you're going as a cable-guy - since they never show up; or the invisible man.
* Wear extra-large bra over your clothes. Stuff with spices. What are you? A spice rack.